The Game of Life.
oh my god
what an interesting way to look at things.
lifes a gamble
because death has nothing to lose
Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass
11:53 pm • 20 April 2014 • 320,987 notes
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
11:53 pm • 20 April 2014 • 24,632 notes
i do not EVER want to see mike wazowski disrespected like this again you fuckers
11:50 pm • 20 April 2014 • 1,398 notes
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
11:49 pm • 20 April 2014 • 22,369 notes
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re
two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
11:48 pm • 20 April 2014 • 128,104 notes
This video might be the most clever way to raise money for dogs in need, because all you need to do is watch it.
"Just by watching these puppies, you’re raising money for dogs in need," says the narrator in the video above. "You see, if a video goes viral, YouTube shares the money they made from advertising with whoever made the video, and in this case, every dollar we earn will go toward feeding, treating and finding homes for dogs who haven’t been as lucky as us."
The video comes from
The Pedigree Adoption Drive, and ends by imploring viewers to share because the more views received, the more money will be raised.
So share this video. You know, for the dogs.
10:46 pm • 20 April 2014 • 18,136 notes
all this time ive wasted
ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore
im reblogging for the third comment
10:42 pm • 20 April 2014 • 237,447 notes
Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever
They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes
10:40 pm • 20 April 2014 • 75,776 notes
Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong
could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see
10:40 pm • 20 April 2014 • 54,125 notes